Two minor miracles today. One: the New York Mets won their opening day contest against the Atlanta Braves despite only scoring one run and nearly wasting a gem of a return from Johan Santana. Two: I managed to back announce this entire podcast without having a sneezing fit despite the allergies that have plagued me the past couple of days. Incidentally, if it seems that the volume of the songs contained herein varies wildly please excuse this as I can't hear anything right now due to congestion.